- me after putting makeup on: at least i tried
people who decide to change their url, icon, theme, name, race, and nationality at the same time
boys never flirt with me because once they see me they are so stunned by how hot i am they just walk away but thats the price you gotta pay when youre flawless
“excuse me lil wayne, why do you call yourself lil?” i ask. he turns around and drops his trench coat revealing a series of even smaller waynes standing on each others shoulders. he runs into a nearby forest never to be seen again.
my split ends have split ends